You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I will pee on everything he values.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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