Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Randomize
