no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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