Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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