at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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