shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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