Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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