Pappa wants mamma naked
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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