But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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