Someone shit on the floor
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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