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(718): View more from New York

you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.

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(214): View more from Texas

I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me

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(432): View more from Texas

My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT

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(561): View more from Florida

Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?

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(630): View more from Illinois

Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin

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(516): View more from New York

Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you

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(513): View more from Ohio

Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas

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