I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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