Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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