I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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