Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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