well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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