I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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