If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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