If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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