I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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