did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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