Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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