nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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