Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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