Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
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