wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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