I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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