Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Randomize
