walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize