Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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