she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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