There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize
