Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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