You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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