its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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