You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
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