You really coming over, don't trick.
My balls are so social today.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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