I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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