i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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