So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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