Umm I'm too high to move.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I need moral support for this bender
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
