i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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