remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
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