Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US
It's the American dream
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
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