You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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