I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
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