are you still at the devil's house?
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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