Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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