my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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