i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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