i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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