So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
a search helicopter?!
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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