...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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