Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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