So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Blood and glitter go together right?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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