I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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