We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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