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And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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